How to Land Your Dream Girl
insights from an expert
Welcome to my academy, young man.
I hope you are ready to learn.
(If you’re a lady, I don’t know why you’re here, but no knowledge is lost.)
As we saw from the two case studies that display my exemplary work (here and here.)
I’m an expert at getting every girl that I want.
It’s a rare skill that few of us are blessed to possess.
Some of us just happen to be that guy.
So, in my generosity, I’ll be showing you exactly what to do to land that girl that you really want.
Or girls, if you’re like that.
These techniques have been tested and trusted.
So make sure you do EXACTLY what I’m about to teach you.
Good.
Without further ado, let’s dive into it.
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1. Ignore Her
This step is very important.
She’s the girl you want right?
You genuinely like her.
So, what better way to show her that than by ignoring her existence?
It’s simple.
When she looks at you, look away.
When you walk past her, don’t say a word.
When she texts you, reply late. Or better still, ignore it.
When she sends you TikToks, reply with just one “lol”.
If you’re talking in a group and she says something funny, don’t laugh.
Make sure you talk to all her friends, but never say a word to her.
Also, make sure she knows you’re talking to other girls and giving them all your attention.
All this makes her want you even more.
In her mind, she’s already-
Do this well and you’ve laid a good foundation for making her yours.
Trust me bro.
2. Don’t Buy Her Gifts
Never give her gifts or buy nice things for her.
She’ll feel insulted.
Because you’ll be implying that she’s not capable of getting the things she wants by herself.
In fact, you should even be the one always asking her for things.
Always tell her “you have money o” and remind her how rich she is.
By doing this, she’ll feel that you trust in her financial capacity and she’ll become even more attracted to you.
Don’t believe the lies that women like gifts and love being gifted.
No, it’s not true.
Trust me, I’m the expert here.
Birthdays, anniversaries, special events; make sure you don’t give her anything.
But ensure that you always ask.
A word is enough for the wise.
3. Apply Intense Pressure
Now, I already spoke to you about ignoring her.
Now you have to make her unable to ignore YOU.
Obviously, you will respect her boundaries.
But you must still apply pressure
I’m talking double-texting, triple-texting, quadruple-texting.
Call her randomly, multiple times.
I’m talking 20-50 times a day.
Is calling the girl you like 20 times a day too much?
I thought you were a serious guy.
Walk and follow her to all her classes.
If she’s talking with her friends, just walk in the middle and join the conversation.
If she’s ever with another guy, he might be competition, so just walk over and claim your territory.
Give him that-
Tell him to leave. Be assertive.
By doing this, she will have nothing or no one else to think about but you, because you are all up in her space.
In sight = In mind.
4. Always Talk About Yourself.
Always let her know how awesome you are.
Tell her every good thing about you.
No, she doesn’t ever need to talk about herself.
You’re the one trying to win her over, so you must always be the subject of the conversation.
Some amateurs will tell you to “let her talk, so you can learn her interests and know more about her” but I disagree.
The only interest she should have is you.
And how will she be interested if she doesn’t know what you’re made of?
Brag to her.
Be arrogant and proud about it.
Flaunt all your money and achievements.
Send her photos of your nice shoes and clothes.
But remember, you’re not buying her anything.
Just show it off to her.
She’ll definitely be impressed because you own all those things.
Try it and see.
No need to thank me.
That brings us to the end of today’s class.
I know you’re bustling with excitement to apply this priceless knowledge.
You are welcome.
Use this power carefully,remember-
Till our next lecture.
Keep winning.
Class dismissed.
NOTE - These techniques are subject to personal skill, so if you try it and they don’t work, then the problem is you, not my teaching.
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😂 you're something.
Guys, don't try these on the girl you like o! 😂
Why did I have high expectations?😭